For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't.
For
those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we
don't. And you also
find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1. A king
size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches
deep. 2. If you
spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades,
they can ignite. 3. A
3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant. 4. If you
hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to
rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is
strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all
four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You
should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a
ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
way. 6. The
glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan. 7. Brake
fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of
it. 8. VCR's do not
eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they
do. 9. The spin
cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It
will, however, make cats dizzy. 10. Cats throw
up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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